FAQ

Would you like to meet someone outside Winchester?

Yes absolutely.

Outside the UK - No. Probably. Unless you're buying me a flight ticket.

Would you like your partner to participate in every activity with you?

Not really, would appreciate it tho.

But I’m happy to get involved in my partner’s hobbies, as long as they don’t involve morning runs.

What do the people you have dated say about you?

Caring, soft, good listener and calm, but with a terrible memory.

Not my words btw.

Are you funny in-person?

Maybe. My whole life is already a joke.

Will get slightly funnier once I get to know you better.

Do you have anything better to do than look at memes?

Yes.

Trust me. (Please)

This website looks so unserious. What are you actually looking for?

I’m hoping my wife is somewhere out here, someone I can be both stupid and serious with (and bully a little).

Why spend so much time building a website?

I don't get likes on dating app, just fyi.

Wow surprising.